My cup of spunk

When my lovely Søren came to see me some time ago, I couldn’t help sharing the très saucy texts he sent me with practically everyone, thus also with the girls from school. Only a couple of days after my mobile had been passed around to general cackling, one of the girls exclaimed she wanted to send a text like that to her long-distance relationship Italian boyfriend and made me compose it. Basically, I just copied bits from Søren’s texts and my replies to them and exchanged the word ‘pussy’ for the word ‘dick’. To my mild amazement I was asked to edit out ‘I want to kneel in front of you and suck your dick’. “I’m not gonna do that” my friend said and second friend supported her opinion saying that she refused doing it, too. WTF, I never stopped to think that some girls find it inappropriate or downright degrading to kneel in front of a guy to suck him off. To me personally, it’s sort of all part of a game. A game that does not necessarily determine every other part of the players’ relationship. As I am such an exhibitionist whenever my sex-life is involved I particularly revel in sharing the goriest of details and once a male friend asked me after I told him that someone gave me a golden shower and I liked it, whether I don’t think that the man who’d do such a thing to me couldn’t possibly respect me. Well yeah, fair assumption, I said but for me, it’s just a game.

OK, the reason for this tedious ramble is but my latest notch on the bedpost – 31-year-old (yikes!) Darrin (#38) from Australia. And that only happened because one night, maybe four weeks ago, I was so very bored and remembering that Caroline idles away a good amount of her time on a very explicit dating website, I thought I might try it out as well. But due to reasons unknown to me I couldn’t sign up so instead I signed up at ‘plenty of fish’ ( yes, groan). About twenty minutes later a message from Darrin popped up on my screen and he seemed nice so we got chatting and blah blah blah. Before long we were swapping very explicit texts indeed and week before last I went to meet him (granted, not something I felt comfortable doing, for he should have come chasing me but I was really really really horny).

Him: Just took a hot shower. I'd cuddle upclose from behind so u can feel my hard cock up against ur soft skin. Your move...

Me: My pussy would be sopping wet in an instant - id clasp your erection with my hand and beg you to fuck me

Him: In that case I'd split your legs apart just enough to enter from behind..Then after a few thrusts I'd pick u up and fuck u doggie.. Grabbing your hair for leverage.. Watching ur photo now btw as I play

Me: And then youd pull out and you can choose where youd want to come, in my mouth, all over my face, on my ass..

Him: And some on ur tits.. That just made me cum.. Enjoy ur night.. I am gonna have some sweet dreams ;)

next day:

Me: Just got outta the shower, would love to cuddle up to you, im all wet..

Him: Wet inside and out? Lucky so its easier for me to slide my cock into your tight pussy.. Rock hard now. Need your help ;)

Me: You get hard easily ;-) id love you to plunge your cock ito my wet pussy, slide in and out slowly first so i can feel the whole length of it and then picking up speed...

Him: Want 2 watch it split ur wet lips and stretch your tight pussy. Then thrust it deep and pull it all the way out. Then listen 2 u beg and scream for it harder

Me: I sure will beg and scream, im bursting with lust already - i want to feel your hard cock inside me so bad - and suck you too, until you gush your hot come into my mouth..

Him: Then i want you to dribble it out of your mouth and on to your tits.. Then lick every last drop off my dripping cock. Then keep sucking til i get hard again..

He was cute and nice to be with so first we got drunk on Belgian beer and then went back to his place where we started making out and undressing. I unbuckled and unzipped him, freed his hard dick from his pants and punched the air victoriously exclaiming “Yesssssss! It’s not small!” when I saw it. We fucked for quite some time despite our drunkenness and it was good. I let Darrin come on my face, something he hasn’t had the chance to do a lot he said, apparently almost no girl let him do that (see, there’s the reason for the first bit of rambling). Admittedly, he did come right into my eye, which is definitely NOT pleasant but I definitely don’t see the problem with facials in general. Men love soiling girls! Must be some primeval genetic left-over. And anyhow, I’d rather have it in my face than have a guy come inside me because it feels so gross when it trickles out.

I spent a few days with Darrin and we did have a fair amount of sex which was very much to my liking, especially because he made me come thrice (on separate occasions tho). He was my third aussie, out of whom one was bad and two were very good. Je suis contente.