So, New Years' resolutions, anyone? I've thought about mine; I want to improve my Dutch alot, learn some basic Danish and make some money with a regular job. Sounds about right.
As I was looking through this and especially the former blog it struck me how, in a way, it is so haphazard. The List, that is. Thus a recent excerpt (obviously incomplete, I only included those mentioned in posts, and others are either not really worth mentioning, very embarrassing, or simply too long ago):
#1: Taylor (Australia) Surfer-type, long honey-coloured hair, luscious, statutory rape
#2: Nigel (England) unneccessary, hairy, banana-dick, statutory rape
#18: Karl (Germany) Septuagenerian, very clingy, smallest member seen to date
#19: Jean (Benelux) filthy, filthy rich and exquisite in every way - we're still in touch
#20: Ludwig (Germany) very handsome one-night-stand, my first circumcised one
#21: Christopher (Germany) paedo, fuckhead, the one whose dick I butchered
#23: Austrian guy (Austria) most unneccessary, Octoberfest, too drunk to remember anything
#24: Helmut (Germany) what the hell was I thinking, Octoberfest-gaffe again
#25: William McHaggis (Scotland) ex-con, bad boy, abusive
#26: Richard (Germany) screwed me in a dark room in a fetish club
#27: Ian (England) in Munich on stag weekend, didn't know the colour of his undies
#28: Philip (Netherlands) loony, coke-head
#29: Simon (Australia) 'banana sticking out of a tumbleweed'
#30: Colin (England) one-night-stand gone wrong
#31: George (England) in his 60s, fond of him, NO curse
#32: Søren (Denmark) exruciatingly handsome, millionnaire, best fuck ever
#33: Paul (Germany) beautiful Le Chiffre lookalike, likes fucking in public
#34: Sid (England) no post yet
#35: Freek (Netherlands) not bad at all
#36: Mackenzie (England) big mistake
#37: Steve (England) unnecessary
#38: Darrin (Australia) pretty good for a change
Not very dynamic, as far as nationalities go, aye? That might be another resolution yet, more ethnic diversity. Mustn't go too crazy though. Throw in some more Scandinavians. And Dutch are always good, too.
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